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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      Harry_Potter_-_J._K._Rowling
  Relationship:
      Remus_Lupin/Severus_Snape/Sirius_Black
  Character:
      Remus_Lupin, Sirius_Black, Severus_Snape
  Additional Tags:
      Smut, Yaoi, lemony-limeishness, blowjob, handjob, Snogging, Shagging,
      BoyxBoy, SEVERE_GAYNESS, yummy_gayness, explicit_smutty_gayness, unwanted
      gayness, but_there_anyways_gayness, FOREVER-LOVED_GAYNESS!, Collars,
      Chains, Dirty_Talk
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-08-29 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1563
****** The ultimate revenge on Severus Snape! ******
by orphan_account
Summary
     Harry Potter is not mine! (unfortunately)
     This is a naughty little story where Remus and Sirius sneak up on
     Severus at night in the room of requirement and have their wicked
     ways with his sexy 16-year-old body, and he bloody loves it! (or
     something like that) extreme OOCness!
Notes
     I'm wide awake past midnight and need to write smut to make me tired.
     Enjoy the product of my disgusting dirtyness and my wierd fetish for
     collars and chains.
     DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT IF YOU ARE UNDER 14! AND DON'T REPORT
     ME FOR THIS coz I'm sure you have something better to do than make my
     life hell by reporting my story. Thanks much!
     PLEASE R&R!! this includes ♂+♂ loving so.....get over it!
See the end of the work for more notes
***** Chapter 1 *****
Severus Snape was sneaking, in a very Severus Snape-y way through the halls of
Hogwarts.
He had just been out doing all sorts of naughty things that I'm not going to
say.
Anyways, he was passing a certain empty wall when a doorway appeared out of
nowhere. He was obviously curious so he opened it and went inside.
He first noticed that it was very dim-lit only by a few small, melty candles
scattered about the room.
The room itself was furnished with a wide selection of maroon couchs, chairs
and a huge bed topped with maroon and white bedcovers.
Severus was embarassed because he had obviously just stumbled upon a lover's
hideout and that was the last place he wanted to be. He turned to leave, but to
his utmost dispair a tall, black-haired, sexy-as-all-hell, half-nude boy was
standing in front of the closed door with a devious smirk on his perfectly set
features.
"Well, well, well, imagine finding you in here, Severus," the dark-haired boy
said, walking torwards Severus with a dark look in his already dark eyes.
Severus stumbled backwards as he moved to put much-needed distance between him
and the well-known boy-toy of Hogwarts, Sirius Black.
"I-I-I was just going to my House." he stuttered, still back-pedaling, he
tripped over a small chair and fell back....against a hard, warm and very
shirtless chest.
A pair of arms wrapped around his midsection from behind and another familiar
voice whispered in his ear.
"You look wound up, Severus." said Remus Lupin, one of Sirius Black's three
regular friends and Severus's enemies. "Let us help you relax."
"Relax?" questioned Severus breathlessly, but he felt little need, he was sure
that it was their intentions to impale him with the hard thing rubbing against
his arse. He let out a small whimper at the thought.
"Just leave me alone," he said, struggling against Remus' hold, which only made
Remus squeeze tighter.
"Oh, no, Severus, we can't do that," said Sirius, walking closer, until their
bodies were almost touching. "you need to be taught a lesson for jinxing James
in the hall this morning—"
"—and we've been dying to get into your pants since the fourth year," Lupin
interupted, grinding his arousal against Snape's arse. "so this is going to be
really fun for us."
"No!" shrieked Snape as Sirius began to undress him. "I am not gay! I don't
want this!" he yelled, struggling helplessly against Remus' strong hold.
"Maybe not now, but when we get inside, you'll love it," Remus whispered,
placing butterfly kisses all along the back of Snape's neck.
Severus whimpered again when Sirius forced the front of his shirt open,
exposing his well-toned, but extremely pale chest and torso.
"Please,..." he begged. "please, stop!"
Sirius just smirked and kneeled in front of Severus and began to plant hot,
open-mouthed kisses all over Severus's stomach and up to the 16-year-old's
chest. Sirius flicked his tongue out experimentally and lapped at one of
Severus's dark nipples, suckling at the dark nub, making the other boy jerk in
surprise at the unexpected, but slightly pleasant feeling.
"N-no," Severus pleaded weakly. "S-stop." his eyes closed and small sparkling
tears trailed down his cheeks when Sirius removed his pants and groped at
Severus's cock, but he didn't care, he just wanted to be back in the Slytherin
House away from this nightmare.
Remus swept the black-haired Slytherin away to the large bed and layed him
gently atop the plush bedcovers..
Severus sniffled uncontrolably as he felt cool, soft hands slipping past the
waistband of his underwear and groping at him in almost a tender way.
One of Remus' undeniably skilled hands fondled Severus's cock and the other
probed at his virgin arsehole.
"Just hurry up and do what you're going to do, so I can go kill myself."
Severus moaned miserably into the bedsheets.
Remus removed his hand from Severus's underwear (removing the infernal article
of clothing in the process) and stroked his thick hair softly. "There's no need
for such words, Severus." he crooned seductively. "I won't hurt you, luv."
"I don't want you to do this," Severus sniffled. "why can't you just let me
go?"
"Because we're hornier than hell and you're so completely, deliciously a
perfect uke." Sirius said, moving onto the bed next to the other boys and
kissing Severus hotly with a lot of teeth and tongue.
"Hey, what about me?" Remus whined, pawing at Sirius's back. "You have to share
him."
Severus was panting heavily and feeling quite miserable with himself for
thinking that Sirius was a fucking good kisser, when Sirius suddenly pulled
away from him and captured Remus' lips and a hot, wet kiss that Severus felt
himself getting hard watching.
He licked his lips unconciously, maybe this wouldn't be so bad,...Sirius and
Remus were the two hottest guys at Hogwarts, and both of them wanting him was a
very flattering and arousing thought. He smirked, maybe this could be really,
really, hot and fun.
***** Continued... *****
Chapter Summary
     I saw 269 hits and was like "Holy heck!" (coz this is just a one-
     shot) So I decided that I'd continue it for my wuvvy readers!
     Also going to start a HP requests for any particular pairing cravings
     you have!
Chapter Notes
     Severus has agreed to 'play' with Sirius and Remus, their clothes
     have all been discarded and severe inappropriate language and dirty
     talk will now ensue (if I feel like it).
See the end of the chapter for more notes
Severus resisted slightly when Sirius grabbed his hips and propped him on the
bed, arse-up in the air. "Sirius, this is wierd feeling." he whined as he
leaned on his elbows to stop his face from being crushed into the mattress.
"Don't worry." the larger boy purred, rubbing Severus's beautiful pale arse
cheeks. "You won't be saying that in a little bit."
Remus snickered from beside Sirius. "Only because his mouth is gonna be full of
your dick."
Sirius chuckled as Severus whimpered. "Remus is gentler than I am, so we
figured he should probably take you first, I assume you're a virgin, correct?"
"Y-yes." Severus nodded as Remus's hands replaced Sirius's on his arse.
Remus smirked as he slid his fingers around Serverus's hole, but never
penatrating it, the teasing making the boy moan and buck his hips back against
the offending finger.
Remus smirked and pulled his finger away, making Severus whine.
Unfortunately Severus didn't notice Sirius until something was strapped around
his neck and secured at the back. Severus tugged at the leather item, but it
refused to budge and he figured it was enchanted. He felt a chain leading off
of it and he craned his neck back to see Sirius holding the other end that was
also attached to a collar around Remus's neck. The sight of him standing there
looking all evil and sexy had Severus so hot, he thought he might blow his load
just from looking at him, but of course considering the fact that they were
supposed to be getting revenge (I really don't think they gave a shit about
that and just used it as an excuse to get into Severus's pants) they weren't
going to be that nice and Sirius put a cock ring on Severus who moaned and
whined about it, but he was quickly shut up when he felt something warm and wet
playing with his entrance.
Sirius watched in fascination as his pets sat on the bed, Remus tonguing
Severus's arse and Severus moaning out jumbled versions of the handsome
werewolf's name.
"Oh, Merlin, that is brilliant." Severus moaned as he thrust his hips back
against Remus's tongue. A small gasp fell from his wet lips when a finger
joined that tongue, and then another, and another, until Remus gave up with his
tongue and ruthlessly fucked Severus with his fingers.
"You love it, don't you?" He growled, biting Severus's ear softly. "You love
being my little bitch, don't you?"
Severus nodded, though he didn't really need to answer. "Please, Remus." He
begged. "Please, I need you, I need your cock deep inside of me!" he cried
between gasps of pleasure that Remus's fingers were generating.
Remus looked up at Sirius for permission, though Remus was the werewolf, Sirius
was his alpha.
Sirius nodded and handed Remus a bottle of lube as he moved to stand on his
knees in front of Severus, letting his big cock hang there in front of his
face.
Severus looked at it for a little bit, before giving it a tentative kitty lick
on the head. When Sirius didn't object, he continued licking it and sucking the
hot skin, runnng his tongue along the underside and reveling in the moans
coming out of Sirius's mouth.
He was able to easily concentrate upon Sirius's cock while ignoring his own
need until something large, cold and slick pressed against his entrance. He
wiggled his rear slightly against it, saying "Just fuck me already!" which
Remus happily did, thrusting balls-deep into Severus's virgin arsehole with a
single push.
Severus groaned loudly at the large and awkward, but oh-so-wonderful intrusion.
"Oh, my...." his words were cut off as Sirius thrust himself into Severus's
mouth and both boy's began to fuck the black-haired 16-year-old into the
afterlife.
Severus was moaning and screaming, begging for release though his cries were
muffled as Sirius's large cock contined to block off his voice.
When Sirius came in Severus's mouth, he swallowed every drop of the salty
substance, more out of want than actual need.
Remus came shortly after, blowing his load into Severus's arse, as he did
Sirius released Severus's cock from the horrid ring and he came as well.
The three boys collapsed on the maroon and white bed sheets, panting and
gasping.
Severus smiled lazily in the after effects of his orgasm.
"Round two, anyone?"
Chapter End Notes
     Maybe more? Comment and I'll continue...
End Notes
     For those who would say "Severus Snape would NEVER want to willing
     shag with Sirius and Remus" I say "He does if I want him too!" and
     besides, who in their right mind wouldn't shag with those two if they
     got a chance? Coz I sure as hell would jump at the chance to.
     Please R&R!
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